Well I am married, and she is 6 years younger than me so that won't work out and would just be weird.  But did get the thing started AGAIN.  Getting a bit rediculous.  Everytime this happens I have to loose a nights sleep working on this thing because it is the only time that both me and my parents can be there to be mad at her at the same time.  But it is running now, so now all we can do is wait until the Next flash floods to see if she tries to kill it yet again.